Anti-Climacus

Like all moderately self-involved academics, I have Google Alerts set up for my name. Usually this turns up nothing of interest. A few days ago, however, I was pointed to the PhD placement page for Duke Political Science. It will come as a surprise to the fine people at James Madison University (as it was for me) that I am an assistant professor there. A quick check indicates that a quarter to a third of the entries are wrong, unless people have moved around and I haven't heard. Someone should probably get on that...