"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes." -The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
LINK: Slate reviews the new beer ad wars. I personally find the Miller ads to be much more amusing (that's Bob Odenkirk for you), but I also liked the Bud ad referring to Miller Lite as "The Queen of Beers." But that's probably just my juvenile sense of humor for ya.