MEMO TO CANADA:
Oh, sure, maybe President Bush doesn't want to invade you. Joe certainly doesn't. But I can tell you that those of us who live in the great state of Michigan spend a lot of time thinking about it. Mostly, we think of it as a pre-emptive war (we've seen the way you look at us over the Ambassador Bridge--don't think we didn't notice).
Sure, there's not a whole heck of a lot in Canada (not in the parts we've been to, anyway): it's pretty much flat and boring. But we let Illinois (the non-Chicago part) and North Dekota be states, so don't think that's going to stop us. But we understand that it's pretty somewhere up there, and we've really been looking for nice summer cottages.
I call Prince Edward Island.
In conclusion, Fifty-four Forty or Fight!
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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