WISDOM OF WALTON: "You don't want to go to Yaweh, or Jesus Christ, 'cause they're all into that goody-goody two-shoes. You need to talk to the man in the red suit!"
-Prof. Hanes Walton, advocating devil-worship for future politicians. I think he also implied that Lyndon Johnson made some sort of deal with the devil to get his seat in the 10th congressional district of Texas. But really, I think he was just trying to wake us up.
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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