WELL: I would submit the following to OxBlog's request for bad jokes, but I'm not sure it even qualifies as a joke. Nevertheless, it's one of my favorites:
Two pickles are sitting in a bathtub. On pickle turns to the other and says, "could you please pass me the soap?"
The other pickle says "what do I look like, a radio?"
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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