VARIOUS:
From earlier this evening:
Joel: Look at what I wrote on the lamp
Nick: Um, "dust me?'
[Nick looks at lamp, sees it says 'carpe diem']
Nick: A fish a day?
Also, on ridiculous names for school mascots:
"Blue (Wellesley), Brown and White (Lehigh), Cardinal (Stanford), Purple Pride (Nyack College): Institutions of higher learning should be more creative than rooting for a color."
But what if it's a superintelligent shade of blue?
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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