AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PEOPLE OF THE GREAT STATE OF OHIO:
Dear Ohioans,
I'd just like to take this opportunity to retract all of the not-nice things I've previously said about your state. I don't believe that Ohio is really "the armpit of America," (New Jersey, perhaps?), and I feel really bad about frequently referring to your state on car trips as "five hours of my life I'll never get back." Akron is actually a really nice city, and I always found downtown Cleveland to be enjoyable.
Nick
ps. southern Ohio near West Virginia is also very pretty.
pps. I promise to root for Ohio State in football until they play Michigan.
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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