Anti-Climacus

To counteract that little w in the corner over there where my profile used to be, I give you Fifty-One Thoughts on the Apparent Sexiness of John Edwards.

4. If Edwards is sexy, what kind of sexy is he? Is he sexy in the dangerous, you'd-like-to-sleep-with-him sense? Or is he sexy in the innocuous, teenage crush sense? I think it's more of the latter. Go to a rally and talk to the forty-five-year-old groupies going wild for Edwards. They sound like they're on TRL.

5. Bill Clinton, of course, was sexy in the former sense. He was sexy in the dangerous, you'd-like-to-sleep-with-him sense. Actually, Bill Clinton was sexy in the dangerous, you'd-like-to-sleep-with-him, and-after-you-slept-with-him, he-slept-with-your-roommate sense.

6. But we miss that playa, don't we?

-OGIW (ke '04)