WHY IS THIS UNIVERSITY DIFFERENT THAN ALL OTHER UNIVERSITIES*?
--Bill English looking his Tucker Carlson best at the Duke Inaugural Ball
--Duke University President Richard Broadhead and I dancing right next to each other to the O-Jays' "Love Train" at said inaugural ball
--Receiving, for being the only first-year not to win basketball season tickets, a ceremonial beer that has been handed down from first-year to first-year since 1997 (in big block letters at the bottom of the beer: DO NOT DRINK)
*In which Nick makes a vague allusion to a Seder, but probably too vague for, you know, normal people
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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