QUOTES O' THE DAY:
"[Gorbachev] called it the Sinatra Doctrine: "I did it my way," which showed his limited ability with English. It should've been the Burger King Doctrine: 'have it your way.'"
-Prof. Gelpi, on Gorby's 1988 speech to the UN, repudiating the Brehznev Doctrine
"...if I had a week to play with [the model], I could make it statistically significant. [pause] I shouldn't've said that!"
-Prof. Gelpi, proving my theory that all statistics is just a cruel joke played by professors on hapless students
"The longer l live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."
-G.B. Shaw, almost got quoted in a house argument this evening
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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