"Ulysses is a terrible novel and deserves to die an ignominious death. The book is nothing less than a horid waste of paper and ink. As one astute reviewer noted, “For Ulysses to be any worse of a book, it would have to break into your house and defecate on your bed."
Some of you may think I protest too much. You may be wondering, “Is it truly as bad as all that? Yes it is Yes."