FILE UNDER 'THE NEW MADPONY': this hilarity:
"now, you could argue that the whole experience was educational. indeed, it was: i learned a whole lot about the whims of the human body, and also some bonus tips to life-prolongation such as:
1) don't smoke, your lungs will turn black and won't look nice and spongy like the healthy set lying next to it at a warehouse in frankfurt;
2) don't drink too much alcohol (same reason, just with liver);
3) don't let social insecurities and a lack of plans for the evening give you justification for spending said evening with the deceased;
4) if a mysterious german professor invites you into his laboratory for a "check-up," whatever you do, do NOT go in there."
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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