WELL: I believe that was the fastest boycott ever. Now it's time for a weekend update joke-off!
the opposition crumbled faster than:
...the French facing German invasion
...a division of the Iraqi Republican Guard
...a pair of Bhudda statues blown up by the Taliban
...the Taliban
...Arab armies when they fight Israel
...a beer can on the forehead of a wasted frat guy
...your sandcastle after I step on it, jerk
...the honey bran muffins at Espresso Royale... mmm... muffins...
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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