HAHA: From yesterday's Best of the Web Today (distributed by e-mail by the WSJ):
The Cola Wars
"Maoist rebels in India destroyed Coca Cola bottles and blasted a Pepsi warehouse as mainly small-scale protests against the US-led war on Iraq were held across Asia," Agence France-Presse reports from Hyderabad, India.
Why in the world would they attack Pepsi? Pepsi is just a distraction from the war on Coke. Not only is there no evidence that Coke and Pepsi have collaborated; they are actually enemies! Besides, the attack on Pepsi will only squander the world's sympathy for Maoist rebels and create more recruits for Coke on the Indian "street." This reckless and unlawful aggression against Pepsi serves no purpose except to realize Coke's fondest hopes."
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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