Anti-Climacus

STOP THE WAR! Alright, folks, we had a good run, but let's face it: Chirac was always too smart for us. He managed to get all of the African nations--the petty despots and the banana republics--to sign onto the anti-war movement. I would find this more convincing as a show of support if France weren't still conducting colonial experiments on the continent. Threat of force, maybe? Who knows...