FOR DAVID: The funniest thing ever. Especially:
"LotR with Sportscaster Commentary (preferably Madden)
The army that wins will be the one that kills more of the enemy while not getting as many of themselves killed.
What's important for the forces of good? Turnovers. The forces of good can't turn over that ring. Turning over that ring will have a definite impact on the outcome of this war.
Watch as the pocket collapses around the Nazgul King and BOOM! He's down.
Let's go down to our battlefield sideline reporter for an update on Theoden. "Well, John, the word is that Theoden has been hit with a dart and mortally wounded, so his return for the second half is (wait for it) questionable."
And, of course:
The evil that is Sauron pales in comparision to the throwing ability of Brett Farve."
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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