REAL IM CONVERSATION: Not the porn thing, I'm afraid, but the bit that came after. Incidentally, Camille seemed awfully ready to assume the worst about that, didn't she?
NotByronDorgan: although [Kirsten Dunst] might be able to make a burlap bag sexy [I know it doesn't make sense-- just run with it. Trust me]
NotByronDorgan: or maybe Reese Witherspoon
ctowns87: oooooh
ctowns87: you like her?
ctowns87: [Comment Nick removes because he doesn't want to have to do more explaining]
NotByronDorgan: oh yes
NotByronDorgan: she's all kinds of hot
ctowns87: although contrary to your profile, i am not at all like that
ctowns87: true
ctowns87: i'm more attracted to her husband
ctowns87: who should have really married ME
NotByronDorgan: well, there's still time for them to split up
ctowns87: yeah
ctowns87: you can have one half and i'll take the other
ctowns87: hehehee
NotByronDorgan: it's a deal
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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