Anti-Climacus

HOW DAVID MISSED FALL BREAK:

davniner: you want the story of how i missed fall break
NotByronDorgan: sure
davniner: i'll sadly recount it for your personal amusement
NotByronDorgan: hehehe
davniner: during this fall "break" i spent the enitre time studying for my math 451 exam on monday
davniner: i had a whole system worked out
davniner: i started working during the afternoon on fri
davniner: i worked until i had to go to bed, but before i did, i would pick out some special hard problems from the book
davniner: the next morning i would get up at 10am and do those tough problems
NotByronDorgan: okay...
davniner: i did this during the whole break to get used to getting up and using my maximum brain power without being groggy
NotByronDorgan: weird... but okay
davniner: i even went to the grocery store and got those frozen frappucino thingies to give myself a caffiene jolt before the exam
davniner: (i am telling it in story format for effect)
davniner: anyways, the big day arrived on wed
NotByronDorgan: I noticed
davniner: i went in to class all ready to go
davniner: the prof walks in
davniner: she is carrying a cream-colored envelope
davniner: of course i was thinking: "ooh, those are the exams. i wonder if i can do well, i worked so hard, etc..."
davniner: she asked for our homework from the weekend which i of course had done
davniner: as i was passing the homework up, she opened the envelope and dumped out last week's homework into her hands
davniner: then she said words that will haunt me til the day i die
davniner: "not like any of you have forgotten, but your exam is next monday."
NotByronDorgan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NotByronDorgan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NotByronDorgan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NotByronDorgan: HAHA
NotByronDorgan: hahahahahaha
NotByronDorgan: hahaha... hahaha...
NotByronDorgan: haha... heeheehee... hehe
NotByronDorgan: woo!
davniner: I missed my fall break