THIS JOKE has been making the rounds, and it only seems fitting for me to tell it:
The bad news: Ted Williams' body is cryogenically frozen because his son wants to sell off Ted's DNA.
The worse news: George Steinbrenner bought it.
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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