REAL CONVERSATIONS, PT. I:
"davniner: wait a second, why does that prove you are a man and not a lesbian
davniner: (i thought i understood, but i guess i dont when i think about it)
NotByronDorgan: because heterosexual men love lesbians
NotByronDorgan: it's just an axiom of american sexuality
davniner: ah i see
davniner: but so do lesbians
davniner: lesbians love lesbians. at least i think they do
NotByronDorgan: right, but that's because we share a common interest
davniner: so i conclude that you are a lesbian b/c you like women but you also like handbags
NotByronDorgan: I don;t own them
NotByronDorgan: and would never buy them
davniner: but you like them
NotByronDorgan: but I can appreciate their beauty
davniner: i know
davniner: but i still dont think you've differentiated yourself from a lesbian
NotByronDorgan: I'm what they call in the business a gay straight man
NotByronDorgan: which means I'm a straight man with many great gay qualities
NotByronDorgan: I like fashion, food, interior decorating, music and literature
davniner: ummmmm....ok, i've never heard of this before
NotByronDorgan: but I also like the Yankees, finance, and my penis
NotByronDorgan: haha
davniner: ok
davniner: i see how this works now"
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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