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"I know-- from painful experience-- that there are lots of people out there who subscribe to the bumper-sticker slogan 'peace through strength is like virginity through f**king.' I had to argue with such folks through all of college (and much of high school). Such statements are black holes of stupidity--idiocy is crammed into such a small space that it folds upon itself and bends all reason and logic in its proximity. If peace cannot be attained through strength, I invite one of these bespectacled, purse-carrying, rice-paper-skinned, sandalistas to walk out into a prison yard. Let's see how receptive Tiny and Mad Dog are to entreaties over the futility of violence. 'Sir, there's no need for fisticuffs, I would be glad to share my Snapple with you. Can't you see this sort of conflict is precisely what the multinational corporations want?'"
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