Anti-Climacus

OKAY: Hanes was a little pissed today. Or he was happy about the weather and wanted to get us out of class early. Anyway, he gets up to the front of the auditorium like normal, and starts telling us about this chalk he got for the class which had disappeared since Monday. Not having chalk, he told us, class would be short today. True to his word, after twenty minutes of lecture, he gave us is trademark double-peace sign which normally means class is over. We all sat there, thinking he was joking. He looked at us for a minute. Then he walked across the stage, picked up his coat and walked out the door, admonishing us that he's said class would be done early. We all laughed for a moment and left.