Anti-Climacus

LINK: I know what you're thinking: "Sure, Nick, there's the whole intafada thing going on, and that war on terror, and the Catholic priest scandal. The world's in pretty bad shape." Well, if you think things are bad now, they're about to get worse: we may soon have interspecies competition for the planet. Yes, you heard me right. Psycho, isn't it? It's like the ants are getting together and forming their own little nation-states. If they keep up urbanization at this rate, we'll be facing the Ant Aristotle and the Ant Julius Caesar. You laugh now, of course, but when your kids decide they want to major in Ant Studies when they're off at college, we know who wil have the last laugh. The ants, that's who.