COMEDIC BRILLIANCE AT IT'S FINEST:
"I have two footings"
-Me, pointing to my feet, to Dara, while our professor was lecturing about footing and frames in linguistics. She didn't think it was funny.
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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