Anti-Climacus

RIGHT: Beef stew or lemon chicken, not beef stew and lemon chicken. I should have known better. No wonder I feel so queasy. It almost makes me want to not eat my customary post-midnight Salami-and-cheese sandwich. I bet you think that's pretty gross, don't you? C'mon, you can tell me the truth. Heck, I think it's pretty disgusting most of the time. And yet I eat it.