25.3.02

INCIDENTALLY: For those who keep score of such things, it's been 37.5 hours since my roommate was last asleep, a figure rendered all the more impressive by the fact that, as yet, he has moved from his seat at his computer less than a dozen times: once for a shower, twice for food, and a smattering of (no more than 6) times ostentisbly for bathroom visits. Again, in all seriousness, I will be taking bets as to when he collapses from exhaustion. I will further be taking bets as to whether or not he is an amphetamine addict (the only reason I can proffer for his unusual ability). And when he will be flunking out of school, since he never goes to class anymore, and reliable sources in the know about these things tell me that he seems to be doing quite badly.

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