FILE UNDER 'THAT WAS FUN. I SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN:'
"ameseliz81: bitch :0
NotByronDorgan: being a responsible student and not skipping class because it's cold out :o)
ameseliz81:
ameseliz81: I'd like to back up my original excuse for skipping class with the following: 1. Its Astronomy. thats right. the same class I had two hours ago. 2. Yes, its cold. And if I get sick then I 'll be even more behind in class than i would be if I didnt skip. 3. Its SEARS for crying out loud! I could cover everything he says in lecture in less than five minutes. Why waste an hour of my precious little life? 4. Going to class requires me to put on shoes, and since its cold, socks too. This could take at least an hour. 5. Again, going to class requires me to put on warmer clothes, so theres another hour changing "outfits" sixteen times. 6. Chances are, if I do go, cute boy wont even be there, and I'll feel like a pathetic loser. likewise, if I dont go, he'll be there looking for me and realize how much he misses me when I'm not there (i know i know --pathetic). 7. Did I mention its cold out?
ameseliz81: In conclusion, it would take me at least 2 hours to get ready for a boring, one hour class in which I learn nothing and could suffer from a drastic self esteem blow when cute boy doesnt show up. SO THERE. "
"Thou shalt not extinguish thine anger, but shall master it,
that thy conscience may not be blunted by adjustment
to wrong causes."
-The Dutch Ten Commandments to Foil the Nazis
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