12.8.02

HAHA: Martin Amis, on having his teeth out:

"The next hour was nothing: I was going to sail through it. How? Because I could look in my soul and see the courage, the strength, the simple heroism of a man who has taken a tremendous amount of valium.*"

and, the footnote:

"* Advice. Take a near-fatal dose on rising, of course. But take a near-fatal dose the night before, in addition. Then numbness descends on numbness. Then you are two distances away from your reality."

No comments: